My Kind of Christmas

Oh what a lovely time mmm Christmas is
All the money I saved up for a trip
Disappears into cash registers
Buying presents for my annoying neighbors
Fighting with the crowds for the last turkey
Having to listen to elevator music
That goes

(Jingle Bells)

Oh that’s my kind of Christmas
Mmm that’s my kind of Christmas

Oh what a lovely time mmm Christmas is
Alone at home watching reruns on TV
Getting drunk on a bottle of wine
Singing carols until you start to cry
Nowhere to go cuz you ain’t go no friends
Ain’t got no money ain’t got no man

Oh that’s my kind of Christmas
Mmm that’s my kind of Christmas

Oh what a lovely time mmm Christmas is
This is no time to be depressed or sick
Get your ass up take a long bath
Put on that dress and take a deep breath
Dance and laugh, it’s that time of the year
Fill your day with food, song and cheer
And sing

(Jingle Bells Rock)

Oh that’s my kind of Christmas
Mmm that’s my kind of Christmas